{"id":275,"date":"2014-02-28T10:24:40","date_gmt":"2014-02-28T18:24:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cronymag.com\/c\/?p=275"},"modified":"2014-02-28T10:44:06","modified_gmt":"2014-02-28T18:44:06","slug":"mark-haskell-smith-nigerian-prince","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cronymag.com\/c\/?p=275","title":{"rendered":"Mark Haskell Smith: &#8220;Nigerian prince&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nigerian prince<br \/>\nI know your bank account is a metaphor<br \/>\nwormy and riddled and fraught<br \/>\nbut<br \/>\nlike Natalia, the Russian woman who loves my profile<br \/>\nI want to be taken<br \/>\nrip me off<\/p>\n<p><em>Mark Haskell Smith lives in Los Angeles and writes books.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nigerian prince I know your bank account is a metaphor wormy and riddled and fraught but like Natalia, the Russian&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":299,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-issue-2","category-poetry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/cronymag.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/12458832815_0ed940c08c_b.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cronymag.com\/c\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cronymag.com\/c\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cronymag.com\/c\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cronymag.com\/c\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cronymag.com\/c\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=275"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/cronymag.com\/c\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":276,"href":"http:\/\/cronymag.com\/c\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275\/revisions\/276"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cronymag.com\/c\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cronymag.com\/c\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cronymag.com\/c\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cronymag.com\/c\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}